Reality A guide for

Reality: A guide for Determining What Type of Reality You Own:  ...a bell or a loud high pitched noise means that there is a fire somewhere, a person has become involved in a car accident or suffered some type of life jeopardizing incident, that you are passing a church on a Sunday morning (check time and day, always, to confirm), that you or your landlord has lousy plumbing, that your radiator has frozen because you have forgotten to add antifreeze before the first freeze, that a woman in the immediate vicinity is being raped or attacked in some way or that she is just a bitch, that somebody who owns a dog is nearby and wants that dog to go to him or her, that here is a tornado (examine sky for darkness, air for turbulence, and immediate area for "V" shaped alien death ray).  
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