Why . . .

We took the family out to pick up some fried chicken, 8-piece, 2-sides, and a half-gallon of soda. What? HALF GALLON? Yep. Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the big gulp … along comes the super-sized American bully of a soft drink container. The ½ gallon MEGA Jug! It even comes with its on load-bearing handle. Comes with a ¾ inch galvanized metal straw, and actual chunks of Antarctic iceberg. Like Dennis Miller may say “why do I want a drink with an undertow?”

I’m having my horse bladder transplant done this week so I can finish this thing.