Gorn interviews Jesus:
"We're here with Jesus of Nazareth, namesake of the Christian religion, healer,
teacher ... and may I say snazzy dresser"
"Thank you Gorn, I'm very happy to be here"
"First of all, I need to ask you this: Are you from a blue state or a red
state?"
"Neither and Both, I like to think I'm from the Gold
State"
"California?"
"No, the state of God in each of our hearts, the Kingdom
of God, streets of gold etc etc"
"So you didn't make some kind of personal pact with the current administration to win two elections, for free reign on the planet, protecting the rich, polluting the air, waging war under false pretense, loading the courts with right-wing judges, thumbing his nose at the Constitution, and allowing terrorist supporting nations to control Atlantic seaports?"
"Sorry Gorn, I think you may be interviewing the wrong guy
here. The only pact I made was addressed at the Sermon on the Mount,
perhaps you're thinking of the guy with the horns and pointy tail"
"You mean Cheney?"
"Gorn, you slay me!" ... "but yes, you need to talk to
Dick"
[a parody]
l-o-freaking-l. where did you get the gorn figure? damn, that's old school, right there.
ReplyDeleteand to have the gorn interview jesus? very unexpected, and therefore excellent.
could you do a followup with dick cheney trying to shoot the gorn, and end with the gorn dining on roast cheney fois gras?
not that i'm trying to tell you your business, or anything...
the job is yours. though i suspect that with cheney's heavy drinking/hunting lifestyle, his liver is probably pretty hefty already.
ReplyDeletegary, might i suggest an ongoing gorn series, in which the gorn speaks truth to power and eats those whose answers are not satisfactorily responsive? maybe the metrons could do a guest appearance...
Gorn + Jesus = comedy gold
ReplyDeleteKudos, my friend. That was some funny shit.
See if you can get Shatner for the voice of Jesus. That would pwn.
Ongoing series huh? Gorn: Up-close and Uncomfortable
ReplyDeleteThere may be merit in that suggestion. I will run it by the committee.