Monday Monday can't stand that day

Ugh!  With a capital “U”
Started off as a great day (for a Monday).  Sat down at my desk, started to compile a list of orders I had to do today.  I had my cup of coffee.  Spreadsheets open, pencil sharpened.  Brrrrring!  
“Hello?”
“Daycare here, your daughter is puking all over the place, you need to come and get her”
“Eeeeew! Ok, I’m on my way”
So, getting the few back up systems in place for my one-man company, I headed out the door for princess pukes-a lot.  She’s been sitting in front of the TV with her large vomit bucket.  She doesn’t have anything in her any more, but that doesn’t stop her for spewin’ chunks .. Well, not chunks anymore.
Settled her down.  Started to do some work online with the new company website, kept on getting vague obscure error messages like “Phrase link not in label table virtue bot semi-demi-posi-doodle thingy is insecure” … “Your knowledge of this systems is limited, we shun you .. and refuse to function to your requirements”
Fine, didn’t want to work anyway.  
So I decided to blow some stuff up .. Battlefield 2 style.   Got kicked from a sever because I handed a friendly a grenade …. I didn’t know he was on my side.  Crud.
Then the game locked up.
Aaaaaaaaah.  Monday is unpopular … why don’t we vote it out or something.  Like a president would be … er, oh … ok, bad example.