Another Random Friday

• Did I have a random Friday before?


• Do a Google search for this: “bush the dry drunk”


• When I was in the army they told us the reason our rifles were of a small caliber was because it was designed to wound more than kill.  Because if you wound a foe on the battlefield chances are that two of his buddies will carry him off, removing three opponents from the battlefield.  If you killed the one with a more lethal weapon then those two buddies would leave the body and come charging at you with more vengeance.    I was in artillery.  Not much more lethal than that.


• I like eating peanut butter right out of the jar with a spoon.


• How come when you tickle a woman she says she’s ‘gonna pee’ … but when you tickle a man he wants to punch you?


• I had about a third of a tank left when I filled up the new van today at the pump.  13 gallons later, I was $40 lighter in the wallet.  You do the math.


• Happy Memorial Day!  Remember why.