Making for an expensive Halloween

I found this silly product idea online: black toilet paper. Ok, saving us from the visual ( I won’t go there) why would you care what color your toilet paper is, your going to get poo on it, and flush it? Then I got to thinking, this would make a really cool T-P’ing material, although very expensive. I would look really cool around the Halloween season, around the time a many high schools have homecoming games, dances.. Festivities. When I’m a millionare, I’m going to t.p. my neighbors house all in black toilet paper.