Migraine in the Membrane

I think my brain is defective. It must be. After talking with Kitten on the phone at work, after a very disappointing morning in the warehouse, I went blind. Perhaps it was the stress. … Kitten didn’t cause it, or the banker that’s an idiot, or co-workers. I just think my ‘juice’ is spiked.
I’m sane and all. No worries there, I don’t need a straight jacket. There’s just something in there that gives me this migraine every once in awhile.
I think it’s that chip the government put in a long time ago. OUCH! … Sorry, the government did NOT put a chip in my brain.

I’m hoping it’s a chip that aliens put in .. that would be like really cool .. OUCH, damn it .. ok, THERE is NO chip in MY BRAIN.