What the heck are you waiting for … see how freakishly sexy it makes me look?

It’s mind boggling the looks of pure lustful passion people have given me now that I have donned my DGM T-Shirt™.
Single? Lonely? Ugly? No Worries Buddy! A brand new DGM T-Shirt™ will turn you into the world’s SuperHumpMonkey … ok, maybe not.
But don’t wait any longer! Get your’s today!
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