I'm now a soccer mom

How the heck did that happen?
Addie had her first soccer practice today, one among four little girls with the attention span of a gnat. But, I must add, they paid enough attention to learn some basics like smile, always smile. Don’t use your hands. Kick the ball with the ‘sweet spot’ of your feet. And always remember to hydrate.

I learned. Girls need industrial strength hair doo-dads to keep all the long blonde hair out of their eyes.

I think Adz is going to be the power kicker. She has two settings so far.
A. Barely rolling the ball over half way.
B. Kicking the # 3 ball past the sound barrier, I heard the sonic booms.

No really.