Follow your nose, it always knows.

Shaving Too Close
This morning at 5:30 am I was shaving and nicked the tip of my nose with my razor. I rarely cut myself shaving, but with these new ‘safety’ razors with half a dozen blades on them it’s a wonder people don’t butcher themselves more often.

Smelly Neighborhood
I discovered, much to my dismay that if the wind blows ever so elegantly through the neighborhood I can catch the ghastly perfume of both the two black labs’ potty area next door and the sewer treatment plant down the road. The facility which I have just discovered is in close proximity of our home.

Deviated Nose Holes
I think most people have noticed my nose is a bit crooked, kind of in an east-to-west kind of fashion. (Just go look through my flickr pictures) I think it is what they call in the medical circles as a Deviated Septum. Oh lucky me.

Nose Noise
Also I have learned as recently as the swift kick in the middle of last night that I snore when I sleep on my back. I think it is due to the previous point above, but I’m not an expert on those kinds of topics. Maybe it's because I'm getting fat, or I'm trying to breath the stench that is this side of town.