"It looks like little woody soldiers all at attention," Henke said. "It's
hysterical."
Keizer Posts Require Delicate Maneuvering
Seems my hometown has 52 new features celebrating male virility. What do I say about that … about damned time! We (men) usually have to die in battle before we’re honored in 3-dimension like this! Of course I’m kidding. This was on the cover of the local paper. I’m so proud of Keizer: throwing off the shackles of Puritanism. I noticed the pink concrete love warriors’ shape way before it was printed in the newspaper, but I’m sure I was not the only one that noticed. Aside from the “wink wink, nudge nudge” reputation we’ll get here in Keizer Oregon, which believe me, it’s welcomed, it can be mind numbingly boring here, I think it causes no harm. The money is spent, don’t spend any more, and move on already. After awhile no one will notice it aside from the maybe a hard up visitor now and then anyway. I have more of an issue how they are unevenly spaced in some locations than the actual shape and color. I like them. Leave them be.

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