Acme Co. Career Advice

I sat down and a talk with my boss today.

Have you ever wonder what the coyote would have done with the roadrunner if he ever caught him? Was he going to eat him? Was it just the pursuit he was after, the thrill of the chase? Perhaps he's just that bored, what else do you do in the desert? I imagine some day he will just wake up and say, "Why? I'm obviously not very good at this game". "Perhaps I should move on, chase something slower, or become a vegetarian".

I told the boss I was done chasing the roadrunner. I'm not very good at it and if he has something easier to catch, or perhaps some carrots to eat I would greatly appreciate not having to chase that bird anymore.

He was unaware of any other prey to chase. And he already had gardeners.

We're waiting until next week before he decides to invite me to leave the desert.

Beep beep ….