Two Front Teeth

Addie lost another tooth. I think she's working on the other front tooth too, because she wants to live the old song "All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth." I hope that she forgot to put the tooth under the pillow because the tooth fairy only has a ten-spot and he ain't paying $10 for tooth. Five bucks per tooth is the limit.


I just returned from the dentist the other day. They want me to floss every day. Every day? Really, who actually does that? I understand why and why it is a good idea, but I don't believe people do that. Oh, they found a cavity they need to fill between a couple of my teeth. Oh, I see, perhaps I should floss every day.