Stats for Saturday

I woke up late. I do believe it was 10:30 am. That means two things; I had to pee and I had a headache. Wife made some coffee of which I had a cup. I helped her read the paper. Then I asked where the kitten was and she informed me that it ran out of the house when she got the paper. NO! Just the day before Alex had to rescue it from some "special people" around the corner. They fed her tuna so I am sure she wanted to go back there. I was going to keep her in the house until the memory had faded. Therefore, the cat was gone. Fine, my heart has been broken before; I can handle it. I go to get another cup of coffee and it was all gone. Argh! The wife took the last of the pot. She uses these soup-bowl sized cups so two of those will empty a pot. Therefore, I figure I will take a shower. Half way through the shower and all the hot water vanished. Noooo! Where did all the hot water go? Apparently, my son Eli had just gotten out of a 30-minute shower while I was unaware. Therefore, I went to my computer and twittered it all out of my system. Then I ventured up to my son's disgusting messy room to install a closet organizer we got over a year ago. However, I did it, and without too much swearing. I am very proud of what I have accomplished. I have made something out of metal, used my new drill … I even grunted a couple time like a big ape.

Unfortunately, now I am behind on schoolwork. My head still hurts.

I let MS Word correct my grammar. That is why you do not see many contractions but see many occurrences of:"therefore" and "however."