Evolution

I don’t know about you, but I have problems using all my accessories at the same time.  This is particularly true when it is raining, and it does quite a lot of that here in Oregon. 

The umbrella, coffee, and blackberry (or other hand-held technology) is very hard to use with the standard two hands.  @willbragg had found a solution here: Umbrella with Coffee Cup Handle, but I still don’t see how you could use that without getting soaked by rain and/or latte.  Maybe some kind of long silly-straw would help, but I’m ridiculous looking already.  No need to add insult to injury.

So I have decided that evolution needs to catch up with our needs.  We all need to sprout at least one extra arm.  Why should the insects get all the glory of a poly-manual existence?   I for one, would love to have the same increased utility function as Ganesha. 

Somebody needs to get on this.