Today when I went out to grab the newspaper I found a paper sack of feces that had evidence that someone attempted to ignite it. Do people still do this? Obviously someone had the idea. I guess we were fortunate that this little joke didn't work. I don't think they did it right anyway. Isn't the point to have someone discover it on the porch and stomp on it to extinguish it, thus getting warm stinky poo on one's foot? So why do it when everyone is sleeping and don't ring the bell to let us know the joke has begun?
Isn't that attempted arson?
On unrelated weirdness, I witnessed a three-legged, half-tailed raccoon stealing cat food from the patio this morning.
We've entered bizzaro world.
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